You know you’re asexual if…

lgbtlaughs:

cartoonpanic:

“You think dirty dancing involves standing in a mudpit.”

“you think a “meat market” is a butcher shop. “

“You’re concerned that a roll in the hay might get you covered in deer ticks.”

“You think a “happy ending” massage is one in which you and your masseur/masseuse walk into the sunset just before the credits roll.”

“You find the gadgets in a James Bond movie more interesting than the women.”

kekeke

  1. x-satellite-heart-x reblogged this from hybridic and added:
    Mmm yeah Meat Market and the tick one is true for me. But I had lyme disease so gimmie a break here ahahaha. And uh...
  2. whothehellisdominiclewis reblogged this from lgbtlaughs
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  4. angstriddenteen reblogged this from lgbtlaughs and added:
    oh my god I’m cured
  5. saezutte reblogged this from lgbtlaughs and added:
    @epaulettes… that happy ending one I can actually picture you thinking, lol.
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  7. afeatherlessbiped reblogged this from lgbtlaughs and added:
    Can a person be half asexual, half gay? That’s what I am~
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  13. godiseven reblogged this from lgbtlaughs and added:
    um… last part i identify with.
  14. trisarahtopsasaurus reblogged this from lgbtlaughs and added:
    I hope you can also find humour in this :)
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  17. naivewaltz reblogged this from bookishbutcorruptible and added:
    Umm… I’m not asexual. But four out of five of these describe me. =X